The Stalin we loved, the Stalin with a song in his heart…

In a post on Soviet joke-cracking, courtesy of Boing-Boing, we have a repetition of a joke purportedly told by Stalin himself:

A Georgian delegation comes, they talk to Stalin, and then they go, heading off down the Kremlin’s corridors. Stalin starts looking for his pipe. He can’t find it. He calls in Beria, the dreaded head of his secret police. “Go after the delegation, and find out which one took my pipe,” he says. Beria scuttles off down the corridor. Five minutes later Stalin finds his pipe under a pile of papers. He calls Beria—”Look, I’ve found my pipe.” “It’s too late,” Beria says, “half the delegation admitted they took your pipe, and the other half died during questioning.”

Interesting post on the subversive character of humor and some very funny material.

I may have told this one before but here’s my favorite Soviet-era joke, which I heard from a Pole.  Here’s the motto of the Warsaw Pact:  “Czech industrial might, East German civility, Polish sobriety, Russian respect for law, joined by a common understanding of the Hungarian language.”

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  • Yes, and we Hungarians know how funny that is.

  • Actually, Dan, I’ve heard Basques claim that their language was a joke at the expense of the Spaniards.

  • Tom Schaffner Link

    My favorite soviet-era joke is the one where someone bets a friend 100 rubles that he wouldn’t dare go into Red Square and yell “Breznev Is an Idiot!” at the top of his lungs.

    Figuring the worst he’d be accused of was hooliganism and have to spend only 30 days in jail (worth 100 rubles to him), he took the bet.

    After being arrested, he appeared so nonchalant, that the policeman asked him why he was so calm since he was facing execution.

    Flabbergasted, the guy said “But I thought the penalty for hoooliganism was only 30 days?”

    The policeman answered: “Comrade, you are not being arrested for hooliganism. You are being arrested for giving away state secrets.”

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