The Horror

This article at Mental Floss should have come with trigger warnings. Let me give you a hint. The most frequently played song in the world belongs to a theme park ride and has been played 50 million times.

I was once trapped for over an hour in that ride. It felt like a lifetime.

6 comments… add one
  • Guarneri Link

    You are a great setup man, Dave. You guys didn’t think you’d get off easy, without this again, did you?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eabefjsJsAQ

  • Roy Lofquist Link

    I am not able to submit comments. Have I been banned?

  • abe Link

    I hear that the CIA would give the guys a choice between being waterboarded or having to listen to it for a day,……they always chose waterboarding.

  • Roy Lofquist Link

    Will wonders never cease. I have been unable to comment on this site for well over year. I finally concluded that the demons who lurk in the dark corners of every computer ever made had risen to bite on my hurty parts once again.

    Enough of that. I too was once trapped on that fantastic journey through inanity for over an hour. I think it was in the mid 1960s. The thing is that I have heard the same story from so many different people so many times over the years that I’m beginning to suspect that all of those precious little dolls are actually Chucky’s cousins in drag.

  • Roy:

    Hmm. I got that comment. No, you haven’t been banned.

  • Andy Link

    I don’t even think that counts as a song. The mindless repetition is more like a satanic mantra, designed to weaken the mind and turn children against their parents and all that is good in this world.

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