The Day After (an Al Gore fantasy)

Thursday May 27, 2004 8:00am EDT

Donald Rumsfeld resigns.
Paul Wolfowitz resigns.
Condoleeza Rice resigns.
George Tenet resigns.
All of the National Security Advisors resign.
John Ashcroft resigns.
The whole cabinet resigns.
Dick Cheney resigns.
George W. Bush resigns.

Dennis Hastert is President. The Executive Branch of government is demoralized and in disarray. The Legislative Branch of government is jockeying for power after the the change in leadership. Are you happy Mr. Gore?

Or did you mean “should resign after a suitable period of adjustment”? They’re called elections, Mr. Gore. And you’re not running in the next one. Deal with it.

3 comments… add one
  • jes Link

    I don’t know Dave, you’re starting to sound
    like a Republican…..

  • sidereal Link

    Classic.

    Of course, Gore’s just haggling. When you demand $20 for the gourd, you really aren’t expecting to get $20. You plan on getting $15 or so.

    Gore’s demanding resignations, but he’s really shooting for censure.

  • cfm Link

    Most amusing, Dave! It was painful enough when we had to listen to Gore 4 yrs. ago. Haven’t we suffered enough already? Not that I think listening to Pres. Bush or John Kerry is any treat either, you understand.

    One of my granddaughters heard a ‘Kerry for President’ commercial and said: “He’s NOT our president!” My daughter explained that Mr. Kerry wants to be president. In her 4-year old show of disapproval, she wrinkled up her nose and adamantly stated: “George W. Bush is our president.” (Yes, she added the “W” without prompting.) A new slogan for Bush: Kid-tested and kid-approved? Nah, it would just bring up that IQ thing again.

    Thanks for the grins!

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