The Game

My wife has just proposed a new game. For each trick or treater who comes to the door, we both take a drink. At the rate things are going you couldn’t even get a good buzz that way.

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  • Ben Wolf Link

    Word’s gotten out about the razor blades you put in the apples. Or is it strychnine in the taffy, nowadays? Either way, everyone knows half the people in their neighborhood can’t wait to gruesomely murder the kids.

  • I live in a 55+ retirement community and trick or treating is forbidden thank gawd.

  • Eddie Link

    In Raleigh, we had about 8 little ones and 10+ teenagers. Most of the townhouses did not have a light on though.

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