No Strippers, Please

I realize I’m not in China but just in case anybody was thinking of it when it comes time for my funeral, no stripper, please.

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  • Guarneri Link

    OK. Admittedly distasteful. But what about just having the snakes?

  • ... Link

    Drawing more mourners? I do not think that word means what they think it means.

  • Andy Link

    The strippers aren’t for you, Dave – they are for us. They help us mourn your passing and psychologically deal with the loss….

  • mike shupp Link

    Just because you aren’t there to enjoy the show …

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