The merry band at ¡No Pasarán! reports that French military experts have produced an evaluation of thirty months of U. S. operations in Iraq. I’m not usually given to much fisking but there’s a paragraph in the report that’s so over-the-top that I really felt the need to comment:
French
Face à cette menace, relèvent les experts français, la seule voie possible était l’extermination complète. On en revient ainsi au “body count” -décompte des morts-…D’une part, il n’était pas question de négocier avec le “Mal” et, d’autre part, dans la logique protestante, on naît “bad guy” -mauvais garçon- plutôt qu’on ne le devient. Il suffit donc de mettre suffisamment de moyens pour les éradiquer.
English
Faced with this [ed. the terrorist] threat, French experts report, the only possible solution was complete extermination. We are thus back to the logic of the ‘body count’ … On the one hand, it was out of the question to negotiate with ‘Evil’ and, on the other hand, in the Protestant logic, one is born a ‘bad guy’ rather than becoming one. It is therefore necessary to use sufficient measures to eradicate them.
Uh, no. Where do they get this stuff? First, lest anyone have the slightest doubt, it would have been well within our capabilities to exterminate all of the Iraqis without leaving our living rooms if that had been our objective. We don’t need to take casualties to engage in a policy of complete extermination. We only need to undertake risky operations like house-to-house urban combat to avoid complete extermination of the Iraqis or of the terrorists in Iraq for that matter.
Second, the population of Iraq is roughly 26 million people. Even the most hyperbolic estimate of the total casualties among the Iraqis is less than 250,000, i.e. less than 1%. More responsible estimates place the total casualties at closer to 10,000—far less than .1%. By what stretch of the imagination is this complete extermination?
Finally, the sentence that contains the phrase on the other hand, in the Protestant logic is so absurd that I can’t imagine by what tortured logic they came to this conclusion. A very large proportion of our military is Roman Catholic. Isn’t General Abizaid (commander of U. S. forces in Iraq) a Maronite (i.e. a Catholic)? There is zero evidence that there’s a distinctly Protestant cast to either our foreign policy or our military strategy. President Bush appears to be a sort of generic Protestant. I have no idea what his actual beliefs are. If the doctrine to which they’re referring is predestination presumably they mean the teaching there is an absolute Divine decree from all eternity positively predestining part of mankind to hell and, in order to obtain this end effectually, also to sin, that’s Calvinism, only a very small minority of Protestants in the United States believe in it, and, uh, Calvin was French.
These French military experts need to get off their Champs-Elysées and actually learn something about Iraq, the U. S. military, and, apparently, France.
Thanks Dave — you’ve made my day. I can’t help but point out the interesting juxtiposition of this post: immediately after a map of the Louisiana Purchase. Perhaps the French believe that Napoleon was had by les Americaines and they still can’t get over it. Nothing the French say surprises me anymore.
If there’s a fisking Hall of Fame, you belong in it.
Lets’ see, per the above logic: 290,000,000 in the United States, x .001 yields 290,000 – looks like an extermination pattern to me. Given that the Iraqis never gave legitimate cause for the invasion and overthrow of their government, why are we over there, engaged in a gratuitous bloodbath?
This report is, in a word, crazed.
If this is what passes for analysis in French intelligence circles then the French have problems that make the CIA’s troubles look like a day at the beach.
Speaking of "gratuitous bloodbathes", Collin, why don’t you go seek out this person‘s mother, and this person‘s spouse, and this person‘s children, and this person‘s grand-parents, and this father, and complain about Bush’s “extermination pattern”. In the process, you can tell said people what a despicable scandal Abu Ghraib is (most of the prisoners abused by Americans there are the ones resposible for the photos in the above links) and how much worse life is for Iraqis since the American intervention…
As for the “protestant” thing …
Two myths about the French widely accepted by their American wanna-bes is that they are individualist and internationalist.
They are neither. French intellectual culture is as trend-chasing and conformiste as American Bandst, and as racist/paranoid as H.L. Mencken on a bad, baaad day.
In the realm of foreign policy, this takes the form of deluded scribblings about “Anglo-Saxon” and “protestant-capitalist” conspiratorial hydras. They’ve been at this for many generations. Canada and Louisiana and coming up on 200 years of imperial burnout are all involved, but the stew of their hatred is too lumpy and mealy to invite closer examination.
Nothing new here. Yawn. Stretch. Blink.
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