The picture above was posted to the mayor’s official Facebook page today. Now you supply the caption.
The Very First The Glittering Eye Caption Contest
October 30, 2011
The picture above was posted to the mayor’s official Facebook page today. Now you supply the caption.
“. . . Seven, eight, nine. . . Damn! One of those zombies ate my finger!”
“Memo To Axelrod: We must research how to reach out to the population of Zombie Chicagoans.”
That’s funny. You guys’ reaction is very different from mine. I was surprised to see the mayor riding the El. Also, I don’t find anything particularly startling about the idea of dead people voting.
Little Caitlin refused to board the train with her mother. “It’s full of zombies, and, and MONSTERS,” she cried.
Here’s a version for my Republican friends:
“Just because you’re dining on human flesh it doesn’t mean you can’t still dress for dinner.”
Reynolds – I’ll see ya, and raise you:
Rahm: Axe, Dave didn’t tell me Reynolds was in town. We gottta clean him up before he meets Drew at Mortons. Pick him off at Clark. I’ll make sure there are soap and towels. I always knew that avatar was crap……
Take II –
To: Staff
Damn. I knew 30 years of Daley left an “effing” mess, but “effing” really……..!?
Take III –
To: Staff
I know I’m pissing off the unions…….but I’m having, uhm, “seconds thoughts.” Can you arrange for a copper to get on at Belmont?
Take IV –
“I’m not sure, but I think she was my ballet dance partner back in the day. If I could be so bold, I think the passage of time has treated me better…..”
“The best thing about being Mayor is you get better makeup than the public.”
Rahm to iphone: “If I just look busy maybe all these idiots will just go away!”
Rahm: “Note to myself: never take public transportation again!”
It’s Halloween, you self-absorbed empty-suit. Stop polling and look around you. These are your peeps!