Yesterday on my daily visit to my beloved Happy Foods, I walked up to the service desk and in a very low, confidential tone of voice asked my friend there “So, can I find bags of lettuce in the meat counter or the produce section?” referring to this story about the unhappy shopper who found a dead bat in a bag of lettuce. I went on to explain that I felt a little deprived—I’ve never found a bat in my lettuce.
She responded in a much louder voice to the effect of how horrible that was. Meanwhile, another shopper broke out into peals of laughter over my comments. Other shoppers asked her what she was laughing about and soon the entire store was laughing.
I’ve got a million of them.
Good on you.