I don’t care

The things that I don’t care about today are mounting fast:

• Tom Cruise

    I haven’t seen a picture of his in the theater since Risky Business and I don’t plan on starting now. So he’s weird. All movie stars are weird. It goes with the territory.

• The new CIA director

    I think that the agency and the confirmation hearings for its new director will both be train wrecks come what may and regardless of who is nominated.

• Patrick Kennedy

    As I’ve written before, my heart goes out to the man. Period. And that the rich and powerful get special treatment? Blow me down, quelle surprise!

• The Da Vinci Code

    It’s a work of fiction, people. Get a grip!