The “Voters First” Forum

It’s hard for me to imagine anything that would interest me less than the Voters First Forum (which I assume is a proposed exit plan from the U. S.). That’s the name given to the first “beauty contest” display of Republicans running for president last night. I didn’t listen to it, I won’t listen to it, and you can’t make me.

Of the list I can imagine myself voting for four (Trump and Bush not being among them). For comparison I could imagine myself voting for two of the announced Democratic presidential contenders (neither of which have the initials “HC”).

It’s going to be a loooonnnngggg campaign.

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    One of the best things about having already decided to vote BLANK is that I don’t even have to justify not watching the debates this time around. I would usually end up watching the ones for the general election anyway, just out of habit, but I can’t imagine a much more useless format for determining how to choose. Even having a bikini contest would be better, at least then no one would take it seriously.

  • Even having a bikini contest

    If you think that putting Donald Trump in a bikini would make me more likely to watch, you’re crazy.

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    I said it would be better, not make people more likely to watch. FEWER people watching would be an improvement, IMO, as would people taking these things less seriously.

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    Nicki Minaj for president. (She turns 35 on 12/08/2016.)

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    Kim Kardashian turns 36 next year, too. May as well go full bore stupid if that’s the way we’re gonna go!

    I’d vote for Rihanna, as she has a fast bitch-slapping pimp hand, but she’s both too young and too Barbadian for the job.

  • If there’s one thing we should have learned over the period of the last 200 some-odd years, it’s that stupidity is no barrier to being elected president.

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    I’m less interested in the stupidity of any given President than I am in the collective stupidity of those who elect them.

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