May I suggest some Thanksgiving thoughts from Dave Barry?
This Dave Barry column was originally published Sunday, November 21, 2004 in The Miami Herald
Thanksgiving is that very special holiday when we take a break from our hectic everyday lives to spend quality time with our loved ones, rediscovering all the reasons why we don’t actually live with them.
But Thanksgiving is also a spiritual time of quiet reflection – a time when we pause to remember, as generations have remembered before us, that an improperly cooked turkey is – in the words of the U.S. Department of Agriculture – “a ticking Meat Bomb of Death.”
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