I ♥ Apple

by Dave Schuler on May 6, 2014

I’ve heard of people loving their Macs but this is taking things a step too far:

(NEWSER) – A Florida judge has tossed out a bizarre motion from a man who claimed he wanted to marry his “porn filled Apple computer.”

It’s being claimed, probably correctly, that this is a bizarre anti-gay marriage publicity stunt.

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... May 6, 2014 at 3:25 pm

I don’t know, man. There are a lot of weirdos in South Florida.

mike shupp May 7, 2014 at 1:22 am

I think the marriage would be fine. But let’s be clear, the computer is never going to accept a divorce. Unless the alimony’s very good, of course.

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