I’ve heard of people loving their Macs but this is taking things a step too far:
(NEWSER) – A Florida judge has tossed out a bizarre motion from a man who claimed he wanted to marry his “porn filled Apple computer.”
It’s being claimed, probably correctly, that this is a bizarre anti-gay marriage publicity stunt.
I don’t know, man. There are a lot of weirdos in South Florida.
I think the marriage would be fine. But let’s be clear, the computer is never going to accept a divorce. Unless the alimony’s very good, of course.