So far this morning I’ve heard or read some pretty good excuses:
“I was unable to perform jury duty because my work required me to be off the planet”.
On ABC’s Good Morning America this morning one of the Discovery astronauts said that he had received a jury duty announcement (and missed his assignment) while he was in orbit.
“I was unable to give a concert because I was shot in the head”.
Grammy-winner Marc Cohn was shot in the head during an attempted car-jacking (he’s fine).
Anybody else heard any really good excuses lately?
“I won’t be able to make it today, because I’m at the bottom of the pool.”
– Pablo Cruise
I can’t bring the troops home now because they are busy spreading freedom, defending democracy and tracking down and killing the terrorists; who if given the freedom of movement and a moment to breathe, would attack us here at home.
ARE YOU F***IN SERIOUS?! PUT THE MAINSTREAM PIPE DOWN!!! AND FIND OUT WHATS TRULY HAPPENING YOU FOOL!!!!!\
ILL ONE DAYS SAY “I TOLD YOU SO”