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Well, this little chucker got calls from Exxon and Sunoco today.
I sure do like these boots. They’re real comfortable.
Good luck!
Check out these little chuckers:
http://reason.com/blog/2012/10/08/you-too-can-do-the-paul-ryan
You know, I talked to Exxon and they asked me to send my power of attorney to a P.O. Box in Houston. Like they don’t have email or a fax machine.
They don’t call boots these s**t-kickers for nothing.
Buncha pismires.
If they keep this up, I’ll have to charge the black ones:
http://www.ariat.com/Western/Women/Footwear/WesternFashion/HeritageWesternXToe.html
I started with “You’re the most obfuscating bunch of son of bitches I’ve ever seen…”
Do not make me angry.
I mean, these bastards owe me money.
Godammit.
If your picture is any gauge, you’re a very determined woman.
If I have to drive to Tyler, Texas I’ll be some pissed off. It’s about 5 hours.
Maybe I’ll just call my brother-in-law, the other Loyola lawyer.
Honestly, where do all these people come from? Mamou?
“Livid” and it’s synonyms are the proper terms, I believe.
“Hell hath not the fury” and all that.
Give a girl a pair of decent cowgirl boots, and your life will change, I guarantee.
I might need a shotgun to get anything done with all these people. Nobody will answer the damned phone.